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TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended. Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand. My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate. Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus

This toy from Funzze is incredibly... fun. It's literally a 3-in-1 contraption, which is crazy to even think about. I will say that the caveat in that is the 3-in-1 "functions" work so far apart from one another. So instead of feeling three things at once, you're given the choice to feel 3 different things from 1 toy. Still, I loved the oscillations and the thrusting. The suction part of the toy could use some improvements in a future design. But did I have fun with this thing? Totally!

The Funzze Super Powerful Massager is a great addition to any toy collection, fully equipped with 8 speeds and 20 vibration modes, this vibe will rock your world. What I appreciated about this massager was I could use it all over my body, which is not something that is applicable for all sex toys. I started my exploration by using the massager on my clit, but the vibrations were pretty powerful so I opted for putting a thin towel between my clit and the massager for more gentle vibrations to the area. After I got warmed up, I was able to forgo the towel, and use the massager directly on my clit. The vibrations were strong, and I was able to orgasm quickly, which was surprising because the toys in my collection usually take me 10-40 minutes to reach my climax. I am still learning the speeds and intensities that are best for my body, but I can say I really enjoyed the Funzze massager.

If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

I had a lot of fun with this toy! It was definitely something different. I think something that really stands out about this toy is how bendy and flexible it is. You can get creative with your solo and partnered play. Also, the color!? So cute. I love the mint green they went with.

In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!). On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app. The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account. If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.

The 9" Black Fantasy Dildo is amazing and made me enjoy toys that are not obscene in size! The black color and ribbed texture made for a wonderful experience, both inside and outside the shower. The suctioning at the back of the toy makes it possible for me to enjoy the toy in a variety of settings.

Thwak the Ridgeback ended up being one of those toys that grows on you the longer you spend with it. The firm silicone, the playful ridges, the steady glide, and that squared-off silhouette all came together to make a sculpt that feels intentional and full of personality. It is small enough to stay approachable but interesting enough to keep your attention, kind of like the orc equivalent of a flirty wink across the campfire. As much as I enjoyed this size, I can already tell that if I revisit Thwak, I will be aiming for the regular version next time. Probably in the 00-30 firmness too, since this gremlin can absolutely handle a little more than this appetizer. The sculpt itself is fantastic and begs to be explored in a bigger form, like leveling up from rookie adventurer to a seasoned orc wrangler who actually knows how to handle the boss fight. Thwak surprised me in all the right ways. It is fun, dependable, textured just enough to stay entertaining, and full of that rowdy orc charm that makes you want to drag it back to camp for another round. If nothing else, testing the Small made it clear that this sculpt has plenty more to offer when it grows up a bit. I am already eyeing the regular size for a future matchup, so I can really let the ridgeback show off. Consider this my warmup round with an orc who clearly has bigger ambitions, and lucky for him, so do I.

Do you have a big sweet tooth and an even bigger sexual appetite? Like a Kitten's Cake Eater might be the perfect dessert to fit that craving! It's a delightful treat that licks your icing and bowl instead of the other way 'round and helps you melt your fat like butter lol. ;P It has 3 decently intense single vibration style settings and 7 morse code style patterns if that's your flavor! It also comes in three adorable colors: blue, pink and purple! Personally, the 3 initial settings are enough to come back for but it's still hard to wrap my head around violating a dessert in such a way. At least it helps burn calories instead of adding to them! ><"

Well, look here, y’all! This eye-popping purple, pink, and blue alien pussy stroker is the extraterrestrial fuck you’ve been hankering for! There’s so much detail molded onto it, with a pronounced clit and equally prominent hood, ribbed meaty entry and the look of a juicy vulva; you’re in for a mighty good time with what this here stroker’s packing! The outside’s got all sorts of textures that’ll help you keep your grip firm, and that stretchy, high-quality silicone wraps ’round you like a dream, letting you sink into a soft and textured experience, all while you pound away thinking of your cosmic crush!

The Fleshlight Stoya Destroya is a first-round draft pick in the world of male sex toys, designed in collaboration with adult film star Stoya. This one’s built for elite performance, featuring a smooth, lifelike interior sleeve that replicates the feel of real skin, giving you that in-the-paint, high-contact sensation every time. It’s housed in Fleshlight’s classic white case, keeping things clean and professional, like the GOAT LeBron who always shows up ready to ball. The Destroya model brings that perfect balance of intensity and control…think LeBron in playoff mode. It’s easy to use, feels incredibly real, and delivers a straightforward, no-miss experience. If you’re looking for a toy that puts up an MVP performance every time, this one’s a guaranteed highlight reel.

I’ve only tried three anal Fleshlights so far – and let’s just say the range went from “Wait, that’s it?” to “Okayyy, we’re getting somewhere 👀.” Boss Level was my hopeful shot at finally finding a sleeve that not only looks hot but actually brings the anal vibe. And honestly? It kinda nailed it. Not flawless – but solidly good. Mia Malkova’s backside? A total visual treat (those cheeks are outrageous 🍑), and the entrance already feels promising on first contact. Yes, there’s that classic Fleshlight wider first chamber that kills a bit of the immersion – but once you hit the spiral, it just clicks. Not too much, not too soft – just tight and massaging in a way that makes you wanna stay inside. Boss Level isn’t here to explode your brain – it’s the kind of sleeve you can chill into, take your time, and stay in the zone. Does it do Mia justice? Let’s put it this way… I’d hit continue for another round any day 😏